I feel like I need to scream this from the mountain tops, I just finished watching The Romantics
and I can safely say that it was the worst movie I have seen... to date. If you get the opportunity to watch it, just don't
. You'd probably have more fun picking glass out of your face.
The acting was... rigid and awkward, the characters detestable, the casting choices horrible, the camera work was fucking, just, amateur. Everything about it made my skin crawl. If people like these characters actually exist, I hope they all die in a fire. Oh my god! The dialogue? Was so fucking pretentious, like it was trying too hard to sound smart and failed. HOW DARE YOU RUIN KEATS FOR ME. AND THE ZOMBIES. AND JOSH DUHAMEL. AND CANDACE BERGEN! Diana Agron was cute though, so was Elijah Wood and Malin Akerman and Jeremy Strong. I don't know why they did this movie though.
It just fails at everything. All this drama and it falls flat because you just end up not giving a fuck about anyone. Except Diana's character because she's cute and her name is Minnow. How fucking cute it that? Only thing besides the music that I liked about the movie.
Who the fuck picks Katie Holmes for... anything? BITCH CAN'T ACT. Especially this role, there was absolutely no passion in her for the lines she was speaking. Her and the groom have this big fight about their relationship and it was just so. fucking. awkward. Not good awkward either. Skin crawlingly awkward. Josh Duhamel was alright, but really, really uninspired acting on his part and pretty much the entire cast.
It felt like the movie was going on forever, like, I'd entered some kind of time warp where only The Romantics
existed and life was horrible.
And the fucking ending?! Uuugh. *shoots self* Trite and lame and just fucking stupid. Of course Katie Holmes character and Josh Duhamel's character end up together. They're soooo in love. WPRIGHETJNOWR;
THIS MOVIE MAKES ME WANT TO DROWN KITTENS.
I actually almost broke down mentally watching this movie. At the end? I almost cried because I could not believe it existed.
At the same time. If this shit can be made? Anything can. ANYTHING. Hazzah for my film career!
In short? Melodramatic, pretentious piece of SHIT.